Welcome to the Internet, now where do you live and what do you do and while we are processing that information here, look at this. Comment on it, then share it with your friends, and oh by the way, who are your friends? We would like to meet them as well; you guys are great. It must be exhausting…

So, come. Join the millions. Give up any last, remaining shred of privacy you have left. Share it with us. Share it all and lose anything and everything you might consider sacred, special and solely definitive to yourself. Now that you’ve done this, completely thrown away your indiduality and uniqueness, watch us judge you. Share you, slut you around like an orderve platter at a dinner party. Will eat you up and spit you out and never talk about you again…

unless you’re willing to give up any more of yourself.